A man sees a boy sitting on a park bench, eating candy bar after candy bar. Just wolfing them down. He says to the boy, “Don’t you know you’re going to get fat, lose your teeth, and shorten your life?”
The boy says, “My grandfather lived to be a hundred.”
“Did he eat that many candybars?”
“No, he minded his own fucking business.”
— Robert Anton Wilson
Posted August 26, 2008 at 10:44am
